Top Ten Events in My Life:

1. The day i was born. If i didn't have this day, then nothing else would of been possible that i do. Thanks mom and dad (:
2. The day i became president. It is important because i obviously now rule the world. Everything is now in my control.
3. The day i stared in the movie Twilight. Yay.. Now every teenage girl in america is jealous of me.
4. The day i finished a novel about my life. It is now read around the world. And is such an inseration for people to be just like me.
5. The day Opara bought me China (the country). I now have all the free iPods i want.
6. The day i ran across america. It was a long journey. But i met some great people.
7. The day i faught Chuck Norris. It wasnt much of a battle.
8. The day i lived in a pinapple under the sea. It was a good time, and it made my skin wrinkly.
9. The day i sat on the great wall of china. I fell off and bumped my head.
10. The day i started talking to animals. Sometimes, they have a lot to say.