Something entertaining:

Okayy... So last night my friends and i wanted to go to Chinese food after practice but, the only way we could go is if we went to church afterword with my one friend. So we thought it would be fine. So we agreed. We get to the church and I'm seriously the most tired and stuffed as possible because I just ate myself into a food coma. So... I walk in and see probably one million old people. It was like attack of the elders. Some of them were freaking me out because i literally thought they were going to croak any second with their huge oxygen tanks. Anyways, we sing a few songs... By the way, we didn't have music to sing with, so picture a million nam war vets singing about Jesus. Okay, we go to pray and this guy born in the 17th century was on his last breath. He was legit dying right in front of me. Instead of helping, I start laughing. Oops. So we go on with the service and no one even looked at him. I don't know if it was because they were all born in the Stone Age and had lost their hearing or if it was normal for this guy to randomly start dying in church. I guess I would be a good place to die. Then, I realized that old people just want to touch your shoulders and talk to you a lot. But most of the time you have no idea what they are saying because it just sounds like mumbles. And I can’t stop from looking at their missing and/or brown teeth. We end up going to the 'teen area' Yeah, there was three of use. Anyways, that’s my story about my new church experience. (: Do go to church if you are planning to de anytime soon. It may cause teenagers to laugh at you.