Something entertaining:

So one day... I was walking down the street and out of no where a huge, gigantic, pale, scary looking man was walking toward me. He got closer and closer and finally he said me "Hi whats your name?" I told him and he replayed, "Well my name is Chuck Norris." I was so confused. I had heard that name before but that was only because of the 'Chuck Norris jokes' that i had heard at school. But i didn't really have any idea of why he was famous. Anyways, he says 'Hey wanna fight me?" I said yes and we began to fight each other. I was totally winning when people began to watch. But then he put me in a spin move and knocked me down.. He must of known that i wasnt effective on the ground. So i got him back up and starting biting and scratching him. We never came up with rules, so it sounded fine to me. I looked up and there was at least 100 people watching. I gave him one more jab to the throat, and bammm! he was out. i just beat chuck Norris. He later ha to go to the hospital, but that didn't make me feel bad at all. I was proud of myself. All in a days work. (: