Shopping:

Okay so sometimes I wonder where this world would be if there was no such thing as shopping. I will explain to you what my shopping pattern is. I wake up around 8 in the morning. But the previous night I go to bed super early therefore I can get my beauty sleep so I can be extra rested in the morning. I eat a well balanced meal so I don’t have to stop for food so it doesn’t interrupt my shopping time. I get in the car and drive around an hour and a half to Columbus because that is where the best shopping is around here. Because in the small town I live in has absolutely no shopping opportunity. All we really have is like Wal-Mart. And there is now way I am shopping there. Then once I get to the mall I do a slow sprint/speedy walk/fast jog. I want to get into the stores before everyone else. I don’t like to shop when other people are around. But the only thing that I actually do love is fighting with people over things that I really love. So I’m pretty much the world’s best shopper. Do not try to mess with me while I shop. I like to go fast and get out of there. Do I spend a lot? You could say that.