The talent show at our school is a legit joke. I'm pretty sure that there are an average of three people that are in the talent show that actually have talent. It's really hard for me to even sit though it and watch without laughing. They need people that have actual talent to preform. Like me for intents. I'm good at ten things.
1.) I'm probably the best cook ever.
2.) I can fly. Yeah you think that you see planes some times in the sky. No it's me.
3.) I've written about 8 books. Twilight? That was me.
4.) Probably the worlds best actress. 4 Grammies and an Emmie. I'm doing well.
5.) Worlds best athlete. I've been on magazine covers and everything. And was in the Olympics.
6.) Making money. I own seven homes. One of which is right next to Obama.
7.) Being awesome. It's not hard work. I just wake up that way.
8.) Singing. My first album sold 87 billion copies.
9.) Building stuff. I build the white house. Enough said.
10.) Being beautiful. Its comes natural. What can you do?
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