Lets Complane:

I'm going to complane about some things.

Dear the government,
I hate you. You are mindless and have no idea what you are talking about. Thank you for ruining several peoples jobs.
Sincerely, all workers

Dear Obama,
Thank you for putting this country into a horrible state. I'm glad we are now going into more debt then even before.
Sincerely, everyone

Dear all teachers in America.
You know you hate your job. Stop acting like it.
Sincerely, students

Dear McDonald's workers,
Make your food better and healthier.
Sincerely, obesit Americans.

Dear all people pro athletes,
My shoe size in 8. Send me a few million for shoes. Since you make that for just waking up.
Sincerely, poor people

Dear movie stars,
This is the real word. Stop acting.
Sincerely, the jealous of you.

Dear Lady Gaga,
What gender are you? Just curious.
Sincerely, the concerned.